The Non-Competitive Children’s Birthday
I’m a terribly stingy mother. P didn’t have a proper birthday party until he was four. To mark the occasion, I decided to do all the stuff you’re supposed to – a theme (sailing the seas); a theme-related cake (island in the ocean); party food (including fish biscuits); games and activities (treasure hunt! but not, he explained earnestly to his friends, because they were pirates, because pirates are too scary, no, they were marine archaeologists); take-home goody bags (sealed with fish-themed stickers); and so on and so forth. I figured I’d follow the same course for T, but I hadn’t counted on her big brother.
“She shall have a party!” he insisted a year ago at the last possible moment, as if he was her wingless, non-magical fairy godmother in shorts. “With cake! And party bags! And lollies! And chips! And soft drinks!”
When I’d finished weeping at the depth of his selfless brotherly affection, I assented and got organising. I had thirty hours to throw together a kids’ birthday do, and I had to spend eleven of them at work and a least a few asleep, so I rushed out a round of invitations and beat a hasty trip to the supermarket, arriving breathless only just ahead of the first guest.
The first half of the two-hour-long affair was spent realising how hot and sunny the playground is at 2pm on a Saturday afternoon, then going home for a tarpaulin and ropes and enlisting the adults to erect a makeshift shelter at some personal risk whilst the children declined to play on any equipment on account of it was the right temperature for frying eggs and instead made a mess of everything by smearing icing and sticky lollies onto whatever surfaces they could find, occasionally including the biscuits I’d bought from the shop as a decorating activity in lieu of a fancy birthday cake.
Then just as we finished the shelter, a fierce wind picked up and a storm blew in. The second half of the party was spent hastily dismantling everything and herding the kids to the nearest undercover area. The nearest undercover area was by the pool. Without warning, all the children flung themselves into the water fully-dressed, including T, who couldn’t swim yet which was why I hadn’t arranged a pool party in the first place. So A jumped in after her – also fully dressed – and fished her out just in time for the lightning to start, at which point it became one big game of counting between thunder claps so we could make our way safely-ish through the rain for towels/dry clothes/ferrying of people into cars.
On the way home, a friend’s daughter pronounced it The Best Birthday Party Ever.
There’s a lesson in this. You can spend hours of work and hundreds of dollars on smart venues, professional entertainers, gourmet food, whizz-bang favours, and the other accoutrements of well-orchestrated birthday fun, but nothing will beat the thrill of watching adults run around like chooks with their heads off making arses of themselves, possibly by jumping into pools fully clothed. Or, it doesn’t take much to make a great kids’ birthday party. One or the other.
This year I narrowly missed out on a weighty responsibility – being the parent with the eldest child in the class; the one who sets the party bar for all others to leap over, or perhaps limbo under. Luckily, one of the other parents of T’s class took that role last week (I’d thank her personally, but I’m not sure which one it was: “T, which one of your kindy friends had a birthday today?” T {confused look}: “Yeah, it was one of my kindy friends! I got a party bag!”) and to my relief, she did a fine job of keeping the arms race under control. Random-kindy-kid’s goody bag included some sultanas, some child-friendly organic snacks, and a foam craft activity. And not, for example, free iPads for all.
This week, I’ve put together a modest goody bag of our own: a small tetra-pack of milo, sultanas, a little bottle of bubble-blowing stuff, a crazy straw, and some printables recently shown me by Elle of Life In Japan With Toddlers (thanks Elle!).
Soon, and not entirely by coincidence, T will be officially old enough to join a ski class at certain resorts in Japan. Thoughts to cling to when she starts acting three. As for her big brother – he hasn’t hassled me for another party this year. Instead he’s convinced me his sister would very much enjoy – as a special treat for her on her birthday – a visit to the Singapore Air Show. Truly, the boy is a saint.
The post Non-Competitive Children’s Party appeared first at Journeys of the Fabulist and was shared as part of Countdown In Style week #22.
Too funny! That would’ve been a blast! So many memories that are beyond just a cake and kiddie entertainment. Birthday parties have gotten out of control. We don’t do much of anything, except a bit of family and maybe a couple of friends. I don’t stress myself about them (yet) because he’s young and there will be bigger birthdays! Thanks for linking up with Countdown in Style.
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Thanks for organising it! I’ve got to go back and see if there are any new links since I last checked.
Definitely on board with your birthday party philosophy. It’s nice to dress it up a bit when they’re old enough to get into a theme, but beyond a certain point I think it’s too much. A simple party with friends can actually be quite a lot of fun.
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Hi there! This is my first time here I believe. I’d love to hear more about life in Singapore. I will have to check that out. If you are able to join us in coming weeks, I will be so thrilled to read a post about that. I’m so glad this turned out to be a great time for the kids. It’s so true that they don’t need so much extravagance to have fun and be happy. 🙂 Thanks so much for linking to my blog for the linkup, too!
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Thanks, it’s been a post on my mind as I try to organise a party for the other one!
I loved linking up and reading, and I’ll definitely have to join in again.
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It goes hand-in-hand that my favourite camping trip ever was the one where we ended up taking a kid to the hospital for excessive vomiting, had an electrical storm, and walked through fields of cow shit. Vs. the ones that went according to plan.
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Well I’m with you on the cow shit – very fragrant, your good shit – but the hospital part sounds hairy. Are you sure you like camping? 🙂
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I meant to say “reality,” but I guess real estate might make for good viewing as well.
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Breaking into the market of reality realty shows. You could have people viewing the house during a children’s birthday? Or they could throw a children’s-style birthday and invite all potential buyers to run around playing pin the tail on the donkey? Or…?
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It definitely can be unforgettable when the adults go off script. I’m surprised they haven’t made a realty show about that yet 🙂
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Just realized that I read this and never commented. That is some swell big brother your daughter’s got! I also have a first born who LOVES birthdays and insists that everyone have a party, cake, and presents because it’s important to him (even if they could care less). And high five for the non-competitive party bag. Raisins? Perfect!
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I stole the raisins idea off the other parent (the one with the slightly older child in my daughter’s class). T loved them and I thought well, why buy lollies when they’re this happy with sultanas?
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This line of thinking has kept the sugar consumption in our house extremely low. 😉
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You’re obviously doing it right 🙂
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Well for the kids anyway – no comment on the parents…
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As long as the evidence is hidden by morning it’s all cool with me. 🙂
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Ha that was fun from the outside 🙂 It is true that the ratio of enjoyment for kids is directly proportionate to the distress of adults!
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I think that’s true. Darn it! Doesn’t bode well for the parents sometimes!
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Best Big Brother. Ever.
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He has his uses 😉
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Love your family adventures, they always make me laugh – sorry it is at your expense – I used to do the parties where I stayed up all night trying to make the perfect cake and spotless house etc… I’ve learned with two kids to be a little more relaxed and have smaller parties…have also jumped into the pool all dressed up at a BBQ to fish out my then 9month old … scary.. Mstr P is very clever and wise… love the way he thinks..
Should do a post of all my attempted cakes actually they might may a few laugh ..
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It really is scary when they jump in and just start sinking to the bottom. And there’s no noise, either! You have to be watching them.
I’d love to see your attempted cakes if they’re as *ahem* “good” as mine. 🙂
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To be fair it did sound a lot more fun than most of the kids parties I have attended!
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It’s true that pin the tail on the donkey can get old about a hundred repetitions in.
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I really was laughing at this. I am sure at the time the party felt like a disaster, but look at all the enjoyment and laughter you have given me and the rest of your readers. 🙂
I hope the air show was fantastic!
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I wouldn’t recommend it for young kids, to be honest. Very crowded, extremely long queues and then at the front it was a short hop in a cockpit and out again within sixty seconds.
Literally, we queued all day from 9:30am and by 3pm we’d reached the front of four queues and two of those were for the toilets and one was to get in. This was the point at which P cracked it and broke down sobbing in the middle of everything and it took about fifteen minutes of hugging and a guy with a novelty key ring and a knowledge of flight simulators in arcades around Singapore to console him. We couldn’t even get out of there because the queues for the shuttle bus were so long!
But I think for older children or adult enthusiasts it was great. Otherwise I’d advise a trip to Changi Beach where you can probably get just as good a view of the aerial show if not better, for free, plus a playground and beach.
I’d write a post about it but it’s too late to save anyone and the next isn’t til 2016!
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Loved this post 🙂 I laughed 🙂 I can imagine the kids jumping in the pool 🙂 You can never know in advance what makes a good party 🙂
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Or in hindsight, sometimes (although I presume it was the wild spontaneity aka lack of organisation).
🙂
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Yes he is a saint – a very transparent saint and one who is apparently very fond of chips, lollies, birthday cake, party bags, soft drinks and aeroplanes!! Bless him.
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And his cotton socks.
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Ha! I love her brother’s generosity. 🙂
Birthday parties can so easily get out of hand. It’s amazing! Parents often spend hundreds of dollars here in the US on parties, though I think the pendulum is starting to swing back to the more basic cake and games at home. Or so I tell my daughter. 😉
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I hope so! But really the competition doesn’t seem sustainable. Eventually it gets to a point where people can’t compete (or it starts seeming ridiculous, even to the biggest players), so they just have to declare someone “the winner” and start a new game.
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That does sound like a fun, unforgettable party. : )
Midwestern U.S. city here — Our twin girls’ preschool and school, so far, seems to be pretty low-key about birthday parties. They have been invited to only one entire-class party, which was fun, but all the parents stood around talking about how crowded it was and not typical “St. X.” We invited nearly all the going-into-kindergarten girls (about 20?) to the girls’ bday party in Nov. at a gymnastics place, and last weekend there was another big preschool girl bday party at a bounce house. But for the most part, there is no expectation that the entire class must be invited. It’s an urban parochial school, and sort of a struggling one; we all pay tuition, many people have 3 or more kids, and it’s fairly acceptable to say, “We just can’t afford to.” Birthday gifts are usually $8 to $15 USD. In contrast, our friends whose children attend the prestigious magnet gifted public school seem to spend every weekend at some birthday party or another, usually at a venue, and school policy is that the whole class “ought” to be invited. Their school is free, but birthday gifts are a significant line item in the household budget!
Re: favor bags, these drive me crazy. This year my aunt made cookies shaped like Olympic medals for us to use as favors. One clever party favor was at a small tea party for just a few preschool girls last year. The mom had bought a half-dozen costumes left over from her daughter’s dance school recital — the dance school’s policy is that if parents don’t pick up any costumes left behind within 3 weeks, the school will sell them for $5 USD or less. So all the party guests went home with a gaudy dance costume. They were thrilled!
Yes, pirates… I am not quite on board with the pirate trend. I & N are certainly into princesses, but they at least humor my deconstructionist discussions of fairly tales and Disney movies. The princess phase seems to be somewhat passing already, at age 5.
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Good to hear from you again!
I’m glad princesses peter out at five. We are starting in with it at three (and if you can deconstruct any of those fairy tales in my direction I wouldn’t mind).
The costumes would have gone down a treat – great opportunity! $8-15 sounds sensible for gifts given what I’ve seen done with them (our nephew routinely doesn’t even finish opening them all up, and I don’t think he’s ever had a whole-class party, so it’s not as if the novelty even lasts through the first dozen).
Much love to I and N! (What are they getting into after princesses??)
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Love this when things happen spontaneously and that s what should always happen at kiddies’ parties. I always hated the idea of goodie bags but as the years pass by we started to receive some pretty cool ones and my kids would always be the ones at the end of the party going right to the moms to ask for ‘their presents’. So I finally decided to surrender to the goodies bag tradition which with my last minute planning is a real drag. This year I ended up trying to remove glue on my fingers as I welcomed guests! The other thing about kiddies parties is that parents get plastered to help through the noise and overall madness, I had to go for 2 booze runs during the party because the parents were downing sparkling wine like juice!
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Your parties sound like more fun than ours 🙂
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I can picture all of you running around (or I may really just get a few deja vus) and kids having a ball, the way they do 😀 as for the love between the siblings, my awww’s always seem to turn into arghh’s at home…
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Yeah, for some reason last night I was remembering my sisters and I as teenagers and the only thing I could console myself with was the thought that at least we had grown beyond needing parents to sort out the arguments. The aaaaargh’s seem to reign here, too.
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sounds like one helluva party! I am sure you won’t forget this easily quickly! 🙂
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Not too easily, that’s for sure! I was stunned when it was described as the best party ever…
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That sounds fantastic! You can’t buy that sort of entertainment! And love that your kid wanted to be a marine archaeologist instead of a pirate – how cute! 🙂
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He’s got a point about the pirates. We tell kids to like them because they’re cute but actually they’re thieves, thugs and murderers. Sure, some are probably wrongfully outcast and just trying to make their way in a cruel world, but does that make them role models?
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Good point – Johnny Depp’s coffers would be a little emptier if everyone thought like that 🙂
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And that’s where I’m conflicted because, you know, come on. Then again, we can still love him as Willy Wonker.
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And Edward Scissorhands… (swoon) 🙂
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Well, goes without saying, of course 🙂 .
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Oh Bronwyn that was hilarious! I think I laughed so hard because it reminded me of the dreaded ‘party’ days. My kids have their birthdays within three days of each other so as long as I could manage…get away with it… I had a combined party.
My worst event was when my daughter as 12 we had a sleepover party. My son managed to slice his head open and required sutures while at some one else’s party. I took him to the emergency department and in my absence one of the older girls at the party held a seance, unbeknownst to my husband. Scared the younger ones out of their wits. I spent months begging forgiveness from parents of the party goers.
Three cheers for the air show!
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Ah, well it’s good to hear we’ve all been there! I can’t wait until one of our parties involves an emergency room (/sarcasm) and of course a seance or other cause for forgiveness begging would be fun (whoops, turned off that sarcasm label too soon).
At least we don’t have them all in a row like that – although maybe it’s good to get them over with??
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In some ways good to have a birthday week. Mine falls in there too if you can believe it.
Also good for you not to succumb to the pressure of over the top party madness. I loved the IPA in the goodie bag line. 🙂
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Some of them can be big productions! It’s very impressive but I just can’t!
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Ha,haa, kids parties kill me!! The boys always plan their party menu and have a lovely time consuming on the day, however, all the other kids never eat much??? I don’t get it. A pkt of chips and pizza works a treat and agreed the lest fuss seems to be the best.
I’m hoping parties are coming to an end now?? Party bags are shite, I just don’t get all the plastic junk parents buy…fill them with lollie snakes and smarties and they are all happy!
Brava for the swimming pool save, that made me laugh 🙂
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Oh my goodness, it’s a minefield worse than the playground. You’re absolutely right about the other kids not eating much – I’ve noticed that too.
The snakes and smarties have the virtue of not cluttering up others’ houses, but then some get upset about all the sugar/food colouring, so it’s hard to win. See? minefield. Hopefully keeping it simple is a good way to get out of it without too much trouble and in any case let’s face it – the other kids are as likely to identify me as T is to identify them!
I don’t think you get to avoid parties from now on though, do you? You just have to start worrying about smuggled alcohol and what I’ll tactfully call teen “behaviour” next. Well, hopefully not for a couple of years!
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Oh no, don’t remind me of the teen parties!!! How are the parents who freak out about sugar/food colouring going to handle teenage parties I wonder?? I figure, it’s a party enjoy (mind you my kids don’t eat junk any other time so I’m ok with it). If I had to think about how everyone else will feel about my party bags then I’d be a mess!
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Gosh, how will they cope? By “confiscating” the alcohol? 😉
Yes, at some point you just have to stop worrying about it too much. There are plenty of other things to be concerned with.
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I totally enjoy your adventurous party! Haha! And you are really good to arrange everything in 30 hours! I would never be able to do that. How did you get that JOTFabulist banner? Hand drawn? Happy Birthday to P! I would imagine the highlight of the party is the fully dressed dives by everyone 🙂
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You mean the writing on the photo? Thrifty Travel Mama introduced me to Photoshop Elements and I’m using the free trial version to see how it works out. I just typed it on using the text function. I haven’t quite figured the rest of it out yet. 🙂
I think going in the pool fully clothed was the highlight for them, and just the chaos, I suppose. Bowled over at the best party ever comment though!
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