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I only review items I’ve owned for a medium to long period of time, because I don’t think anyone can give a truly useful review in the shiny, happy, honeymoon period. Therefore, reader: rest assured you are getting my fully considered opinion! Also, I hate clutter and I hate decluttering, so on the off-chance you are here to offer me a freebie in return for a review, that’s terrific! but it should be something I was thinking of buying anyway and I hope you don’t mind waiting months or longer for me to write about it. All reviews contain a description of how I got the item and any personal connections to products or businesses.