DC, as in Washington
The most specific memory I have of Washington DC is of freaking out the president’s security guards. Oh sure, we wandered around the Mall, the Smithsonians, the Lincoln Memorial, the White House (exterior) – and so on and so forth.
Then one evening, as we were exiting a museum, the presidential motorcade rolled by. There were several cars, all tinted windows and crowds clamouring to get a view, cameras held high. The only thing I could get a good look at was the group of gun-toting security personal standing back to back on the tray of a ute – so I took a good look. A good, looooong look. It seemed to freak them out.
They eyed me warily, trigger fingers pulled taught, until the whole shebang moved on down the street. Later I found out that ignoring the presidential vehicle in favour of carefully checking its security detail is one of the Ten Signs You Might Be A Terrorist. I have passed this tip on to A, who is heading out to Washington and New York next week, ostensibly for some work-related purpose, but I’m not sure how he’s planning to use the information.
If you know anything more useful, we’d both love to hear. I have to warn you he’s never been there before and is pretty happy with the idea of spending his two point five days on The Usual, especially museums and anything to do with Lincoln (who has long been A’s fashion idol).
I don’t say this to discourage you from naming Obscure Place To Be Seen In Random Suburb X – but this is the state of play.
If you don’t have a more useful tip, feel free to pray for my patience and sanity instead and/or enjoy my Beginner’s Guide To What I Hazily Remember About Washington DC.
Beginner’s Guide To What I Hazily Remember About Washington DC (for A)
Washington has its own cherry blossom festival, but once again it’s not til late March/early April.
It’s much easier to tour the White House virtually from Singapore than to get inside it at this notice as a foreign visitor (which is virtually impossible). Here’s everything you need to know about White House tours.
There’s a whole stack of things you can do for free, or nearly-free. When a friend and I toured as grungy backpackers, most of our budget went on food rather than sightseeing. Yay for Washington!
The Smithsonian Institute can easily soak up more than a few days of your time, with indoor and outdoor museums and even a zoo. There’s a mobile app to help you figure out what to do first (second, etc).
Arlington Cemetery is a sobering sight to see.
Washington DC is home to an intimidating number of monuments and memorials, of which the best known are discussed here.
WikiHow gives a useful step-by-step guide to the Washington metro, with links at the bottom to relevant websites. And you can use this article as a jumping off point to work out how to get to and from whichever airport it is you’re after (I’m sure he told me).
Aaaaaaand that’s where my usefulness on Washington DC runs out. So. Plenty of scope for additions and improvements, much like A’s clean-shaven young chin.
sto prendendo nota dei suggerimenti, grazie
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Ha! I hope you don’t mean the suggestions about freaking out the security people!
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Nothing on DC, only to say; they have a Cherry Blossom festival, I feel an instant affiliation!! Funny, that you came across as a terrorist and lucky nothing more than proverbial daggers were thrown your way. Whenever I go to the States from Japan, I always have to go through the “special” line, so the last time I asked flat out “why” and they told me I’m “flagged” because I’m not coming from my home country. I’m not convinced. I think a few words were tactfully left out of the explanation.
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Hm. But you are coming from your home country, in a manner of speaking, right? (But not from your passport country I suppose.)
Gosh if that’s all it takes to get you flagged it’s no wonder the lines are long. Wonder what else it could have been? Do you subscribe to any Home Bomb-Maker’s Weekly magazines or anything?
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Haha! I’ve never bought anything online other than air tickets; I’m a bit archaic like that!! I used to travel a lot with my job; lots of stamps in my passport plus Irish equals terrorist? LOL
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Well, yeah, I guess if I saw a well-travelled Irish person my mind would probably head straight for “terrorist”.
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One of my main memories of DC of the Israeli Prime Minister’s security entourage when his visit coincided with mine to the Vietnam memorial. Lots of tough looking guys wearing sunnies.
Love visiting DC though haven’t been with my kids.
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Yes, I bet he had a very good entourage.
P is a bit jealous he’s not getting to go to the Air and Space museum. It would make a great destination for kids.
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Thankyou! I’ve been enjoying your blog too, so nice to be thought of.
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Gushing support ?? Thats very funny but sometimes I will !
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Any time you like 😉 .
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Thank you kindly!
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I think you need to go again.It’s a fantastic and memorable historical city . Please do?
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I’m sure I could go again and see all new things. I’m not sure how soon, though… the flight times and jet lag are a bit much for me at this stage!
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I understand but go when it’s Spring if possible and see the Cherry Blossoms!
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That would be great!
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it would be colorfully accurate and already photographed by 100000000 but you could find a new angle I am sure!
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A new angle would be a fun challenge!
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It would actually ! DO IT : )))
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🙂 I’ll let you know.
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Okkkkkkk : )
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🙂
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I haven’t been – yet! I would love to go and it seems there are quite a few things worth visiting. I think our next US trip needs to be an East coast road trip!
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Now that definitely sounds like a plan.
Although I’m sure you’re probably already toying with several competing plans. 😉
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I was in Washinghton DC when I was 11. I really loved the Museums 🙂 if he is into Lincoln then the Lincoln Memorial is for him 🙂 I hope he will have a good time. My brother lived there for a while, but he didn’t really like it 😦
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He’ll definitely have to see the Lincoln Memorial.
Sorry your brother didn’t like living there (where hasn’t he lived?) but different places appeal to different people I suppose.
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Love Washington, DC! I’m a tad jealous you got to see the presidential motorcade despite the security showdown 🙂 Wishing “A” a good trip. Visit the Library of Congress (such spectacular architecture) in addition to the museums. He can do a tour of how money is made at the US mInt during weekdays. Also, see the memorials during the day and also at night all lit up. It’s such a contrast. Hope that helps!
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Memorials lit up at night – good tip! Library of Congress, mint – got it. Passing it along. I think he might enjoy the Library especially.
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Reminds me of a hilarious story:
Once met a guy in China who was born in the US but his mother was Palestinian (or was that his dad? it’s been 10 yrs). Flag no. 1.
He for some reason was studying Nuclear Physics. Flag no. 2.
He actually managed to get a visa into China, Flag no. 3.
We were laughing our head off as we discussed this. I mean, according to most guidelines, they would put him on a black list immediately.
I also mockingly interviewed him –
“So, are you trying to sell US nuclear secrets to China?” “How do you feel about Iran?”
😛
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Oh yes – that must be signs three through five you’re a terrorist. Maybe he is on the black list? 😉
Hopefully it stays funny for him…
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I have no idea, since that was 2003/04, and the company his gf worked for was bought out. He came with her as part of the technical assistance/training team(he was uninvited, but we still paid for his stay, not the tickets and other stuff though) for a new product introduction in Hangzhou.
We promised to keep in contact, but since there were complications in the deal and then her company was bought out…, who knows? I hope he’s ok, pretty chill guy.
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I was reading your blog last night and I was just about to add my 2 cents worth when my boys walked in the door covered head to toe in mud and it wasn’t just a little bit. Anyway I couldn’t write anything because I was to busy yelling at them. I have only been to Washington once and had a great time when kids were your kids age (pity they are not going). I do remember the zoo being excellent and great to run through. Also had a delicious Indian meal. I’m sure he’ll have a great time!
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Haha – oh goodness. I’m so happy to hear other parents have these mishaps (we just bathed an awful lot off mud off ourselves tonight – but at least they didn’t track it into the house!
It is a pity we can’t all go, but as usual the equation just doesn’t add up (expense + jet lag + long time on plane – and also, this time, very close to our family trip). At least A gets the chance to add a long weekend of sightseeing to his business stuff.
I’ll let A know to look out for Indian… and we’ll just have to hope it’s as good as yours.
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Now I am calm and the house is back to normal again, I think I’ll blog the mud fest…after all it is all part of the experience!
I hear you re expense and jet lag. We are going to NY next month, Nic has a conference and I thought a family trip from Italy to NY is a hell of a lot cheaper than Sydney to NY. I swear we will never own a house at this rate!
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Ha! Well, it’s true though. Singapore to NY, however, is more or less the same so another reason I’m not motivated!
Can’t wait to hear the mud story, and the New York trip as well. Your guys will have a lot of fun! (Don’t know if they’re as familiar with NY as their parents?)
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Sorry, never been to US so no good ideas from me. I will, however, remember how to deal with the security now… 😀
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Store it away in case of a future trip! (It probably works for security everywhere, but I haven’t tried it. If you do, let us know how it goes.)
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I love DC even though I haven’t been in years. My favorite is the American History museum which concentrates on what lives of average citizens are like at various points in American history. It also has a nice section of movie and TV memorabilia.
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Sounds like the American History section is one of the most popular bits to see. Probably especially good for foreign visitors to gain a bit more knowledge of America’s background. Thanks!
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I have never been to Washington….must get on the list. I will take your tip on not staring to heart should I go. I imagine you look very terrorist like! Might I say A looks very dapper in what I assume a younger version 🙂
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Yeah I look exactly like a terrorist. And you look pretty crazed and scary yourself, so definitely beware of the staring at security people.
You’re right, that is a younger version of A, from fifteen years ago!
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Crazed possibly….usually not scary but depends who we ask 🙂
The photos of our youth….well hubby and I met in the late 70s so then we looked like gangsters 🙂
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Gangsters. But not terrorists. So that’s probably ok?
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Maybe one day I will post some photos and you can be the judge 🙂
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I’ll look out for them!
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I think that might take some negotiating with Hubby. 🙂
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I have faith in your skills 🙂 .
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Well, as a lifelong Washingtonian, I am at your service. If he wants to give me specifics (such as, “I’ll be in this neighbourhood, where is a good place to eat”) questions, I can probably answer all of them. Not sure how much time he’ll have for sightseeing or seeing a play, etc.
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Mel, I was hoping you’d offer! I’ll nail him down on some specifics (like, where’s his hotel again?) and email you.
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I’d recommend getting a bite to eat at Ben’s Chili Bowl (U St stop on the green line). It’s historic and cheap. I lived in DC for five years and that’s about all I can suggest off the top of my head.
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Well if that’s what stands out from five years of living there it must be worth a mention. Thanks and I’ll definitely pass it along!
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Love the Smithsonian – could spend a week there. Also Arlington is sobering and fascinating.
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Yes, fascinating as well, but certainly not a happy place. Have you got any favourite bits of the Smithsonian? American History keeps coming up (Robin and And Three To Go) and Natural History has also been mentioned (by 3togo).
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Yes love both of those – also the Air and Space Museum.
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Air and Space! Of course! Got to be done, if only to bring the photos home for the kids, right?
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I’ve never been, but would love to. The Smithsonian sounds awesome! And I’ve heard there are lots of good jazz and blues clubs…
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Good point! Jazz and blues could definitely be on the list since he’ll be travelling without the family. (I’ll let you decide whether that should call for the jazz or the blues.)
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I went to DC in my early teens and absolutely LOVED(!!!!! So so much) the Smithsonian museums. I would love to go back and spend a week, or year, exploring them some more!
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I bet you could spend a year, too. Now that’s an intimidating thought. Favourites you remember?
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I loves the American history and natural history museums. 🙂
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They sound like good ones to pick for visitors, especially foreign visitors. Thanks – I’ll pass it along!
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I’ve never been either but would love to go to the FBI museum!
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Do you think they look at you more suspiciously or less suspiciously if you’re checking out the security detail from the steps of the FBI museum?
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Hmm, hadn’t really considered it! I just want to be part of the team on Criminal Minds 😉
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A fine goal indeed.
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You are interested in CSI stuff? Or the Psychology stuff?
Both are not very exciting on the ground unlike all the tv shows. 😛
I would love to go to the CIA museum though, but I would never get the security clearance for it. There is also that piece of artwork in CIA headquarters that I would love to see, since it contains a code that even their cryptographers can’t solve.
Btw, we just gave n s a a ton of key words to collect.., you know. *looks around*
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“Both are not very exciting on the ground unlike all the tv shows.”
That’s why, personally, I’d prefer to be on the TV shows 😉
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But, I was sure someone like you would be on call for various Asian tv shows though. I mean, afaik, Japan and Taiwan loves interviewing or inviting expats on tv to talk about various stuff. I haven’t watched a lot of Singaporean shows though.
There are quite a few expats that gave up their day jobs to become celebrities in Asia, and they don’t sing or dance. Chris, a Canadian, is a fairly famous tv celebrity in Taiwan, and they basically invite him every time they need some foreign perspective on domestic things like raising children, marriage, food and stuff like that. Of course, that kind of Variety or Talk show format is fairly unique in Asia though. I wonder if it’s due to how the advertising evolved in North America?
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Well it was pretty easy to get on statewide TV in China ten years ago, by our experiences, but here expats are a dime a dozen and pretty old hat. I don’t think too many people are that interested in us!
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Well, the China thing is a bit unique, but most of the time, you have to perform something to get on it. The rest of the stuff are all about money or success, which gets pretty old pretty fast. Of course, a lot of academics love going to China because of that though, since they can feel like a star there.
The tv shows that I’ve seen from Taiwan and Japan is different in the sense that they want to talk to the foreigner and get their perspective on things, and not treat them as a side show or novelty.
Here is Chris, who is famous enough to be asked to do a government sponsored promo:
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Yeah, that was us – performing. We didn’t know the TV crew were going to be there.
So far nobody’s really asked me for my opinion, though. Maybe I should move to Japan or Taiwan? (Actually sounds nice…)
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There used to be a show in Taiwan that focused on New Residents and Foreign wives in addition to some of the usual stuff like fashion, marriage, parenthood, etc. The hostess was keen on getting the different perspectives on various topics that locals would care about.
Of course, I think this might have something to do with difference in culture. China isn’t really interested in foreign commentaries unless it’s praise. It’s reflected in the tv shows. When one lives in China long enough, it feels like watching Pleasantville, except the only new colour is RMB red.
Why not?
Here is a German guy who gave up his corporate job to open a gelato shop in Taiwan:
I laugh at the part where his wife complained that she doesn’t get the same VIP treatment as he does.
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🙂
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