My First (And Possibly Last) Blog Giveaway
*The Giveaway Is Now Closed* You can still take the poll for fun, though.
I woke early this morning.
“Wasn’t expecting to see you conscious,” Æ said.
“Yeah! My sleep quality was at 98% last night, so after only 7 hours and 39 minutes, covering a couple of REM cycles, I just magically came to.” I showed him the sleep graph on my phone. “I thought I was feeling refreshed.”
“Well thank goodness you have an app to confirm that.”
“Really takes the guesswork out of wondering whether I’m tired or not.”
I’m probably due for some time away from the screens. But since that’s not about to happen, I want to use them to help get rid of my guide books instead.
You’ve already helped me see that in a world where some of us can’t take a simple rest without garnering feedback from our devices, the guide book collection is on its way to becoming a weirdly incomplete (not to mention impersonal) record of our life’s travels.
You’ve helped me see that I don’t really understand why anyone would seriously want to collect them.
You’ve helped me fantasise, briefly, about touring back through all the places I missed before the guides become absolutely completely useless, to leave the books behind at various guest houses for other people to mull over. And that was a pretty sweet fantasy, so I really appreciate that.
I’m also grateful to everyone who told me that, in my shoes, they’d keep them, because it’s nice to have people confirm that this is a perfectly normal instinct, if an unhelpful one in an information-rich, post-scarcity world.
But as I sorted through the pile once more, and even added another guide to it – one I’d been holding back – I realised something else: there’s a perfectly useful Rough Guide To Travel With Babies And Young Children in there.
Oh! I thought. I often write about travelling with young children. There might be someone reading my blog who is just planning their first trip with a child under five who could use this book! I should ask. It could be my first (and possibly last) blog giveaway.
My First (And Possibly Last) Blog Giveaway*
So here it is, folks. Do you want me to post you a second-hand copy of The Rough Guide To Travel With Babies And Young Children? All you have to do to enter is complete this poll:
And don’t forget also to contact me with a message saying “Please can I have the guide book?” because the poll is not going to record any identifying information or indeed be of any practical use in this exercise at all.
If I get more than one response**, I’ll draw names from a hat. So maybe include your name in the message, too. And an email where I can write to you and ask for your address if necessary. Closes in one week!
For those not especially interested in having me post you a second-hand copy of the RGTTWB&YC but who may have noticed I’m not blogging as much lately, please be assured that my blogging time has been spent on a top-secret collaborative blog project which will be a complete (but hopefully pleasant) waste of your time. Publication date: soon (ish)! So stay tuned. And sleep well.
P.S. On the off-chance you’d rather have a slightly out-of-date guide to Morocco or India or something, feel free to send me a note about that, too. Well, maybe not India, unless you’re in Singapore. India is big and the guide book is correspondingly weighty and expensive to post.
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*This is not a sponsored post and contains no affiliate links. This is just me trying to clear out my house a bit.
**If I get less than one response I will quietly pretend that I posted it to a devoted reader while actually offloading it locally, possibly to a charity shop.
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Ah… as usual, I need to re-read a few times to actually see or still can’t see that you have a top secret project coming up???? Always got more information from the interactions above, pardon my slow brain. I would leave the guide book for others to have a chance since your blog has so many good tips already! But it certainly is a good idea of a giveaway 🙂 I hope there are many takers since it has to be a good one for you to choose for this giveaway out of hundreds 🙂
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That’s why I love the comments section – it often helps clear things up for me!
You remind me – I’d better get onto wrapping this giveaway up now!
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I think I have to pass, I don’t have kids (not yet at least) so the book would be wasted if I got it, looking forward to know about the secret project tough, I’m very curious! 🙂
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Stick around! I’ve been working on it a bit more today… but there are five of us involved, so it might take a couple more weeks to organise and synch..
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Are we too late to join in? The book is interesting and useful as we are gradually introducing Alexa to the world of travel and adventure.
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Not too late – I’ll put your names in the hat. Although it’s for babies and young children – Alexa as I recall is outside that age group?
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I’m not sure. She’s 11 years old. Is she still considered as part of “young children”?
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It’s more aimed for kids under school age. Not sure how much advice you still need on toilet training and nap times 🙂
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Hahaha! Okay, now I think we know how “young” the kids should be. If you do have a recommended book, guide, etc. for pre-teens, please do let us know. 🙂
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I think you’re ahead of me on that one. But from where I am now (with an early primary school child) you just use adult travel principles combined with common sense and knowledge of your personalities/level of development. Reading through your blog, I think you guys have a good handle on it!
Older kids can communicate, control themselves and problem-solve better so it makes things easier on everyone.
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I don’t have kids sut I love books and would hate to see the guide go to waste – surely someone out there could have a use for it – so I voted yes.
Hmmm. a secret eh? The last time I heard of a project that big the hint started out : “How long can you tread water?” Ha! Bill Cosby was a hoot.
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Don’t worry – got a couple of replies from people who are the right type of people to use the book.
Bill Cosby – ha. Yes. Luckily no treading water in this one…
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I think I will pass but have to comment because I am super excited about the top secret project! 🙂 can’t wait to see what it is. 😉
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Hehehe 🙂 You sneaky collaborator you.
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We travel quite often and I think I have it somewhat down packed, at least for now. However, I just wanted to say your little bits of humor sprinkled throughout cracked me up! Oh, and I am super excited to hear all about this new top secret blogging project!!
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Stay tuned! A bit more work to go yet, but the end is in sight.
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So how come I could “like” this post in the WP Reader? Or does that like just disappear into the ether? I still think you should turn all your guides into a craft project. I feel like I need is a laminating machine, and I could create something amazing that I could sell on Etsy.
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Yeah, you can still like it in the reader. I still get the notification in the bar at the top, it’s just a bit hard to tell who’s who from there.
Craft project. If you can think of some way to monetise my guide books on Etsy I will gladly supply them to you 🙂
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What a woman… willing to give away her guide on how to travel with kids. (And no, I don’t want it. :)) I suspect you could have written the book, Bronwyn. –Curt
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Well I have to say I’ve tweaked the book a bit over the years. Generic advice will only fit so well, you know? But it makes a good starting point, anyway.
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It makes a great starting point! –Curt
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I assume this is related to your recent “move out”?
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Yes! Still working on the last of that. I’m just mentally gearing myself up for another section now.
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I would love the book! I’m sure all the info in it is now available online, but I’ll give the book to my husband who is a complete Luddite and refuses to ‘learn the internerds’ (not my expression. His). And then he’ll be the oracle of child-travel thus I can put him in charge of small people while I drink cocktails on our holidays. It’ll have a section on inducing lactation in father’s? Right?
I admire your decluttering, Bronwyn. Can’t wait to see what the top-secret business is. And I don’t see a poll on my mobile, but I vote ‘Yes!’, whatever the question! (I’m sure it wasn’t ‘Do you enjoy drowning kittens?’ or anything, was it?).
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Ugh! ‘Fathers’! My inner grammar nazi is crying right now. 😥
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Lactating fathers (don’t worry – my inner grammar nazi cries all the time). You know I haven’t read through the guide in a while but I’m sure it must be in there somewhere, lactating fathers being so valuable to travelling mothers.
The poll seems to be showing up unreliably but your vote is noted and does not involve drowning kittens (no guarantees are made for puppies or fairies).
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I would love that book, but I think others in the list might need it more than I. I have done a tiny bit of travel with babies and kids 😉 Plus I think it will be expensive to post to the US.
But I did vote yes, just so you have more than one name in the hat. Good luck and hope you have a good blog give-away!
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Yes, I think you might be ok by now for that book! And not done too badly with it, either.
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Woo hoo!! Top secret project! Not even a tiny hint allowed? 🙂
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Well it’s collaborative and it’s a waste of your time. How many hints do you want? 🙂
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Lol….I trust your judgement. ..if you say it’s a waste of time, I get you…;)
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You should totally waste your time with it, by the way. I don’t want to imply that because it’s a waste of time it’s a bad thing. In fact, wasting time is one of my favourite things.
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Lol…noted…shall look forward to wasting my time then…I’m super curious now..haha…:)
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I’d better stop now – I’ll start getting worried I’m talking it up too much 🙂
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All the better to tell us with…will keep my O.O open and look forward to wasting my time….;)
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Very funny as usual! I am wondering whether I could do a similar blog giveaway with odd baby socks? I have hundreds of them all over the house but not one pair. So I am throwing them out and starting from scratch.
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How can you throw them out when pinterest is positively bursting with odd-sock craft ideas? (Do you not feel guilty about the admission that your life doesn’t reflect pinterest?)
My sister was standing behind a woman in a baby shop once. The woman was buying sock-savers. She was gushing about how, since she started using sock-savers, she hadn’t lost a single baby sock. On the other hand, she said, she had lost all the sock savers so she’d like to buy a lot more, please, as many as were in stock.
This is why I try to only ever buy one colour of sock in any given size.
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Ha sock crafts..wow i can think of nothing more exciting!!
Sock savers? What on earth are these?! Could they save me from oddsockdom?
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Possibly – but not oddsocksaverdom so…
I have seen them. They’re like little elastic heel things that go over the socks and stop them falling off babies’ feet quite so easily. I have never owned any, and although I attribute some of that fact to having raised babies in Singapore some of it is also, well, see above comment.
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So, I can see this thread veering slightly off-topic, and I’m going to run with it (and hope the comment-etiquette gods don’t smite me too hard). Have either of you ladies seen THESE?! http://www.attipas.com.au/ I’m never buying socks (or shoes) for my baby again after discovering these sock-shoe-thingies. I admit they do look just slightly like clown shoes, but she can’t get them off, they’re machine-washable, and she can walk properly in them. Love. 🙂
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Wow! So these are so new I never got the chance to try them out. They look good, though – bonus points for them not falling off all the time!
I love going off-topic, by the way. It’s only just occurred to me that I may have been making some serious breeches of internet etiquette if there are those out there who don’t like it…
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I love polls! Do you accept bribes? (said the Greek) 🙂
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I accept bribes, but I’m not influenced by them. So your call 🙂
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Might just have skewed your poll results – I clicked yes and no to see what would happen. Very impressed it works, but 2 of the 5 votes are me. We have no babies or young children so no need for any more guide books on our groaning shelves full of useless and redundant guide books. Unfortunately I do not have Morocco or India!!
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Well like I said – just say the word and Morocco is yours. “Morocco” the second-hand, out-of-date guide book, that is, not the country itself. (I’m not expecting you to fall over yourself requesting it from me. Both the guide book and the country on that one.)
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Oh that Morocco would be mine!! (The country not the guide book)… Thank you for the generous offer but I will see if you can find a better home for it. That plus my other half will freak out if I add any more books to the redundant guide book shelf – DIY is not his strong point and it is already almost at collapse point.
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Haha – understood 🙂
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I had to vote – because even though I don’t need the book, I couldn’t resist hitting the button when you told me there was no need to hit the button! 🙂
Thanks for recognizing some of us are twisted and want to be included, too!
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I’m so glad a) someone did that and also b) you can see it (because I just opened the post to reply to your comment and I can’t see the poll… strange… but you have reassured me).
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“Please can I have the guide book?”
We are short on books , because BB#2 has been licking, tearing, eating them 😦 He has not peed on any of them, but he is still in diapers… We still have not traveled with the boys by plane, so a few tips would come in handy if we do. our email: theblackberryboys@hotmail.com
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I’ll definitely put your name in the hat! I’m going to give it the week as promised to give people a fair chance to say. I’ve had a couple of requests so far so I’ll definitely be drawing names.
I do understand about the licking and tearing 🙂
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You’re hilarious! Can’t wait for the secret to be revealed!
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Stay tuned! It’s been fun for us, and I hope others will enjoy it, too.
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Oooo! I’m intrigued!
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Ooooh as appealing as the secondhand book giveaway sounds. I am more interested in your new blog. Cannot wait to check it out.
Xo
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It’s a blog project with a number of other bloggers (not an ongoing blog of its own). Can’t say more than that for now but it’s been a lot of fun working on it with them…
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You do know that you are hilarious right? When I grow up I wanna be just like you! 😀 I would join the giveaway if there was a chance that we could just get up and go but it looks like were stuck in my kitchen for now so I’m letting others have the chance. 😉
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I’d say a cookbook would be more up your alley but I think you’ve got that angle covered as well. Hm. What to get for the blogger who knows everything? 🙂
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You crack me up.
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Likely with great relief you know I won’t enter the contest. If I did have the book i would be tempted to divide and subdivide it being sure to give the section on dealing with hysterical toddlers to Hubby, 🙂
You make me laugh Bronwyn. 😉
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The perfect husband/father section, I think. Good plan and anyone who does end up with the book should take note.
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your timing is impeccable. Just this morning I donated all of my lovingly curated guide books in a fit of, ‘MINIMAL POSSESSIONS WE WANT TO LIVE IN A VAN!!!!!!!!!!!’ madness. If this had become a post about how you were so thankful to have held onto all of your travel guides I may have cried.
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We have both dodged a bullet on that one today 🙂
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We’re in a Catch 22 here. We would have to travel with young children to get to a place where we could receive mail, but we would need the valuable tips in the book to figure out the logistics. We might be trapped in an infinite loop for a while trying to work through this 🙂
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Haha! Hm. Gosh, that’s a tricky one. Lucky you’re experienced enough at travelling with kids by now to get along regardless 🙂
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Btw, did you know you can’t like a comment on a phone app? I think ian being peed on in a bus would have deserved at least a like, if not lols 😉
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That was definitely a pretty special experience. If any of my guide books had been peed on by someone else’s child on a bus I might be more tempted to keep them (you know how keen I am about keeping paper that’s been peed on).
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lol
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That’s the kind of poll I like, short and to the point 🙂
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Ha. Yes, thought it was best to stick to the main point (after all that waffling). 🙂
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LIKE. See, I invented my own like button! It’s second hand, which is meant to indicate I did it with my left hand seeing as I’m normally right handed. I would have been glad to ship you my guide book to India but that was mislaid in my frequent moves around the world. It contained records of being barfed upon by babies on trips around that noble land. I was even peed on by a child on a windowless bus rattling around north Maharashtra but as it was not my child I suppose that doesn’t count? I hope you liked my LIKE button.
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I like your like button 🙂 I’m giving it September before I think about bringing it back.
I’m not sure about the pee thing. I think being peed on by any child should count for something.
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Haha…you are truly hilarious! A blog which will be a complete waste of time!! Well…I can’t wait to waste my time in a structured manner! 🙂
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Hopefully this project is a great waste of time for you. (Can’t say anything more at this stage. Top secret. Worlds will end if I reveal. Etc.) 🙂
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