Just Like The Wind
This post will be quick. Mainly to help create an illusion that my run was, likewise, speedy.
When I first heard about the 9th International Laguna Phuket “Family Run” I was full of enthusiasm and demanded to be signed up with both my children at once. Æ was dubious. “T? Really? She’s three. And you’re not packing a stroller?”
“I’ll carry her on my back!”
“Is this like how you spent your twenties ordering dishes with smoked salmon in them because you liked the thought of smoked salmon, and then as soon as your meal arrived you remembered you didn’t like eating smoked salmon at all?”
“That’s not true. The stuff we had in Bergen was quite tasty.”
“You’re missing my point.” His point (apparently) was that the 21k run started several hours earlier than the “Family Run” and even if he ran his worst time ever he’d probably make it back before we set off. “Do you see where I’m going?”
“You’re offering to run a half marathon and then take both our kids on a Family Run afterwards so I can relax?” He stared at me like a man who’d spent his twenties swapping dishes with a person who didn’t like smoked salmon but kept ordering it.
“I’m offering to watch our three-year-old while you take our six-year-old on the run.” Right.
There was only one hitch. When we picked up our packs on the Saturday afternoon, we found they’d renamed the run. It was no longer the “Family Run” but the “Kids’ Run”. And as if it wasn’t bad enough that my shirt had those words blazoned across it, it was also kid-sized and improperly punctuated.
Æ could not confirm the presence of other adult Kids’ Run-ners. I wondered if any of the costumed marathon animals would be finished with their outfits before the Kids’ Run began, whether said outfits would be too disgusting for words by then, and which, on balance, was worse?
But it turned out there were plenty of adults lined up along with me at the start line, encouraging our restless children to pass the time doing “warm up leg stretches” and “sure, pushups, why not?” and as far as I know, we all made it back triumphant, except for this one four-year-old, whose Dad P later accosted for a lengthy runners’ discussion in a restaurant across town on the basis that they were both wearing sports shirts.
Also, after the race we saw a green bug:
So, obviously, totally worth it.
Oh! P.S. Æ just advised (on reading my draft) that what people look for in articles about sporting events are details about the sport! Colour me unsporty (I’m not even sure what colour that would be). So:
P ran 0:18:51 over his 2k, finishing slightly ahead of me at 0:18:52. This (he’s been telling everyone) is better than his previous personal best, which was non-existent, so really it was a lot better.
Æ ran the 21k (half) at 2:06:32 which he describes as “unimpressive” but then he did have a flu in the lead up so we’ll blame it on that, and also his knee playing up from 10-15k and then suddenly feeling better again.
Stuff I learned about running with kids:
- Let them do the pushups without mentioning that they won’t really be running on their hands.
- It’s really hard to keep up with a competitive six year old who is weaving through the pack at the start of the race.
- It’s almost impossible to tell a six-year-old that he’d be better off keeping a slow, steady pace than doing sprints interspersed with walks.
- It’s probably a good idea not to attempt to single-handedly take a six-year-old and a three-year-old on a run without a stroller, even if your back is strong. (Clarification: I did not end up doing this. I realised it was crazy when Æ pointed it out to me. I just ran with the eldest one.)
If that’s still not enough, I swear you can see Æ’s back at 0:38 in this official video:
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Theres nothing like bad punctuation to ruin you’re day! Hahaha.
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I think you are like the mother of the year !
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Ha! I’ll have to start telling a few more of my less-than-stellar moments to round my image back to reality, then. 🙂
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No , lets keep the facade up. You write so well and we are all human save for the “moments” such as these.
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Facade it is!
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I admire anyone who runs, let alone runs with children! It sounds like you all had fun. Or maybe it was just the bug. 🙂
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The bug was pretty cool. I seem to have more shots of that than the actual running (I spared you the full set).
Yes, I’m not much of a runner so it’s probably good I had P’s enthusiasm to ride along on!
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Wow I’m impressed. Especially by the green bug! I think anyone running in tropical places is impressive, especially on holiday (or maybe just crazy!)
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Yeah, probably just crazy (that’s how I usually explain Æ’s behaviour) but isn’t that green bug just something! I don’t even know what it is. Is anyone here an entomologist?
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Did you go to Phuket because of this race? You never fail to amaze me! I am not too sure if my kids can run 2km. Maybe I should sign them up for some kids run next year. Aren’t you signing up for similar race near your home?? I am taking part for the first time at GE Women’s Run 5km. Wish me luck on my first attempt. 10km would be too much :p
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5km still sounds plenty for me! Especially in the tropics. Are we going to hear how you go via your blog?
There is a kids run in Singapore coming up but I checked it out and the minimum age is seven or eight (?? anyway mine are too young – but maybe your eldest would be ok).
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I think so I will be blogging about it. After all it’s my virgin attempt. That reminds me to ask Kel to bring the kiddos along to cheer me at the finishing line. Gotta wake up really early though for them. But then I may take a much longer time to be seen and captured on the kids’ camera at the finish line:p
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Yes, you’ll have to time yourself in your training runs to get an idea of when they should be there. Wouldn’t want to make them stand around for too long – you’d hear all sorts of complaints!
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You must be referring to the POSB kids run. Thought about it and still undecided. I didn’t know there’s a min. age. The cold storage run has stroller category. Thought it would be the same.
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That’s the one! Yes, the POSB. We saw a poster for it and P wanted to sign up (although I think he was mainly interested in running with animated squirrels…) but when I checked on the website he was under the minimum. It’s a shame – he could probably do it.
I’ll have to check out the Cold Storage run. I don’t think I’ve heard about that one yet.
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Cold storage run is over. It’s a yearly thing. Now I know you don’t go to Cold Storage for groceries :p
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Too expensive 🙂
No, we sometimes go, but usually for specialty things that can’t be found in our more usual places (or emergencies sometimes if we’re nearby).
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“The difficulty I had moving or breathing after I’d put it on was less of a deal-breaker than the missing apostrophe.”
Hahahahahaha
I empathize fully. (I enjoyed the rest of the post too, but I had to comment on the grammar thing.)
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We should band together to form a society for abused and neglected apostrophes. We could even get proper-sized T-shirts for it.
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That thing you did with smoked salmon? I did that exact same thing with sun dried tomatoes. (Well done on the “Kids Race”! Nice idea.)
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I am so glad I mentioned that, because now I have written evidence that at least three people in the world do it. All these years and there were others.
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Wow, you are a powerhouse! 🙂
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Not sure you’d be saying that if you’d actually seen me running 🙂
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Lol 🙂
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Reminds me of a hike I took with my kids in Colorado when they were 6, 8 and 11. They complained the whole way and my 6-year-old finally sat down and refused to go any further. You seem to have much more influence than I have.
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I doubt it. Did you try getting a whole group of 6, 8 and 11yo’s to run ahead of them on the trail and/or offer them a medal for finishing? Now that’s influence.
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No medals for finishing at my house. We’re more into negative reinforcement.
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I don’t judge you. On this occasion the medals weren’t my idea but the promise of a sports drink was and I’m not 100% sure which was more alluring. Poor sports-drink-deprived child.
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Too funny! My kids would probably run a 5K if there was one soda pop at the end and they were in competition for it…
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You guys are truly awesome- the only run I did in the last 10 years was me running in flip flops (so amateur) behind the kids speeding on their scooters. I did not look good (lots of sweating and shoe losing) not sound good (STOP!!!! I said STOP!!!!!!!!!!!). Look like a great family day though – well done xo
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Another one who deserves an I-don’t-need-a-marathon T-shirt! Never underestimate the distance covered when chasing after a weaving toddler. Sure, it might only be 500m as the crow flies, but if the crow is darting backwards and forwards all over the place…
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Lol love the expression – I shall reuse often, very often.
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Good on you and the family! Hot hot hot???
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No hotter than home 🙂 Actually, I think that helped – those coming from further afield were probably feeling it a lot worse. (Them, and the ones who’d dressed up in animal costumes – curiously, not that many of them.)
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Kudos. I have taken stock of your very sage advice for future reference, in the hope… but who am I kidding!
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You’ll have to join team “I don’t need a marathon I chase kids all day”.
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Haha! Very true that 🙂
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Love the green bug! What is it with the humble apostrophe – it either gets left out completely or put in everywhere there is an “s” – pet hate of my husband, we spend many an afternoon pointing out surplus apostrophes when out and about (very sad I know)!
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Yes! I’d forgotten about the excess apostrophes. It’s like they’ve gone missing from their rightful places and have started turning up any old where.
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kudos, and well deserved!
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Thanks!
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When my son had a family fun run at his school, I volunteered my husband to accompany him. They both finished 3k and I was a great cheer leader. 😉
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Excellent plan. I would definitely have gone with the Dad option but it did seem a bit unfair since he’d just run 21k. Also, I’m not that great at cheer leading 🙂
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Rich would probably disallow me from doing this type of race for fear the children would take off and I’d be left behind! Before we left for Europe I decided to increase my fitness to cope, it worked (sort of): My little guy said as we were ‘running around,’ “Mummy, the gym is working! You can run as fast as me now!” Geez.
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It sounds bad when you can’t keep up with a young child but actually it’s more of a challenge than it looks. Especially in crowds and when it’s usually you carrying the family day pack. But I’ve always taken the view that the trip would toughen me up – I’d be a lot less healthy if I never travelled, I’d just sit on the couch. You’ll be running whole marathons by the time you come home.
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Oh you should have been warned! I remember a group of us in Kodaikanal hill leave station deciding to climb Mt Perimal. South India. Well the kids wanted to be part of it. Eldest sister was judged up to it. We had watched her in action and she had more get up and go than I did! lol. Youngest sister was just too young. However the sincere and liberal tears over two days played on my emotions and I said yes. Bad, bad decision! I had to carry her on the hardest climb up to the summit and it took me a month to recover. rotfl
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Those tears’ll get you every time. Better a soft heart than a soft body on a decision like that, though…
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Not my cuppa tea! But ran every step of it with you in this fast as lightning post. You are very brave. xo
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I will never, ever, ever judge anyone for not wanting to run (unless they’re being chased by something dangerous – then I would definitely advise it).
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It’s funny how things can change in Thailand after the fact, such as the family run being a kid’s run (see how I put the apostrophe in there for ya!). Often times we will go somewhere in Thailand only to Discover once we get there that it is completely different than we had been told.
I don’t think I will ever run a half marathon in Phuket but you never know, I was jogging 20 minutes a day (very slowly… In fact I walk faster) before I got this horrible flu!
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I would have put the apostrophe after the s (as in the run belonging to all kids) but I’m glad you put it somewhere.
I don’t think I’ll ever run a half marathon in Thailand either, so don’t worry – you’re not alone. You can still have one of our chase-the-kids shirts, as soon as we think up a slogan.
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Haha and that shows my grasp of English grammar.. Just slightly embarrassing!
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Well kid’s run is still valid, just singular. See also Paul’s take above if you want to start arguing over small points of grammar – he reckons it can stand without the apostrophe, depending on how you read it!
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I think I would be wearing that shirt everyday… I feel like I chase z all day every day!
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How about “a moms’ race has no finish line” for a slogan? Haha
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You’re on to something. I’m wondering if we can fit that to the usual marathon shirt formula: “Mums’ Race: infinity km” or something.
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I like it!
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Wow, turns out you can do just about anything on the internet in about ten minutes flat:
http://www.zazzle.com/parents_marathon_t_shirt-235048043431740702
I’m very much not expecting anyone to buy it, but just in case… which charity do you think the profits should go to? I’m thinking it should be a Thai charity connected with supporting families.
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You are amazing! Hah!
Oh that’s a good idea! I will have to check into that and ask around!
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I’m just trying to find shipping details though… a lot of these places aren’t great if you’re outside the USA.
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I agree about the apostrophe. It’s a dying punctuation mark. We should all work hard to protect the species before it dies out!
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Hey, maybe we can put that on our custom sports’ T-shirts…
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I agree about the salmon. I’ve never ordered it though so your father doesn’t have to jump in and save me. We do order different desserts though and on arrival we halve them and do a swapsy – difficult when it comes to runny custard though.
Does it mean we have something on P now that he is a practised marathon runner. He should be able to do the distance from the train station to home in double quick time – right?
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The dessert-swapping thing is just standard, surely? Gotta maximise your dessert options…
I am absolutely going to use that line on P whenever he complains about walking somewhere.
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I bow down before you in humble worship. I’m going to guess it was a million degrees with humidity of 500%. Tow small children and one on your back. Sorry AE the half marathon looks like a walk in the park. Ok I know it wasn’t but really Bronwyn. Are you trying out for Super Mom of the universe? Amazing!
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Oh! I just read it through and perhaps I need to clarify – we went with Æ’s plan where the 3yo stayed with him at the sidelines, so I only ran with one child, and none on by back. Yeah, the two kids one on back plan was crazy, I saw that once it was pointed out to me.
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Ok I’m just getting down on one knee then 🙂
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I clarified it in the article, just to make sure. I don’t want anyone thinking I’m actually superwoman in case they meet me in real life one day. I already save the best stories for my blog and we’ve spoken before about the benefits of not having to think up things to say at conversational speed – I don’t need the added pressure of anybody thinking I can run after a six-year-old while carrying a three-year-old for 2k straight, or that I find it so easy I just do it for kicks.
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Haha. Well of course such things would render people speechless so you wouldn’t have to worry. 🙂
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Maybe! Maybe I’d be like one of those A-list celebrities where people stop and stare and get tongue-tied. 🙂
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Exactly! 🙂
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Ha I do similar thing with pot noodles, I really want one, I need one, husband James (to shut me up) drives to get me one…I take one forkful and remember i hate pot noodles.
I do a Kids Run Away event every time I leave the house…no apostrophe or stroller required…
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You, me, and Vilma of Free But Fun (comment above) have to work something out here. After I finish googling French punctuation later, I’ll have to look into print-on-demand sports wear.
In the meantime, I’m just glad not to be the only one who craves food they don’t actually want to eat.
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Yes sounds like a good idea!
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I was also discussing it with Jenny of And Three To Go just below in the comments. Turns out it’s pretty easy to do a print-on demand T-shirt:
http://www.zazzle.com/parents_marathon_t_shirt-235048043431740702
And we were wondering, on the off-chance someone buys it, which Thai charity in support of families we should send them to. Or international charity, I suppose. I think it’s $1.50 per shirt or something, so it’s obviously going to be a pretty huge decision, especially after it goes viral.
(If you think of a better slogan let me know – it took about ten minutes to do that one so I’m happy to change/add.)
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Haha. I bet you loved the transition from ‘family’ to ‘kids’ run?! I’ll remember your tips when/if I ever take the kids on a run (seriously, don’t they run all the time, everywhere and always in different directions anyway, why haven’t I gotten a t-shirt for that?!)
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You should have a T-shirt. Every carer of young children should have a T-shirt. I think that is an excellent point, actually – where are our free T-shirts??
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Ha ha! Personally, I had no interest in the times – the rest of it was more than worth the read! You’re some woman! 🙂
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Exactly! I am not writing a sports blog here. There may be – at most – one or two people interested in the times, and one of them would be Æ’s mum who got an email anyway. The rest of us are more inclined to show interest in random green bugs. But Æ insisted and I guess when you run 21k you get to insist these things (I would, hypothetically, of course).
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Ha ha, I guess he deserved that 😉
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That and a respectable shirt (which as a 21k runner, he got). Guess you can’t expect too much from a 2k run T-shirt, in hindsight.
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If I ran 2k, I’d probably die so I think you’re great!
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I vaguely remember an obscure rule that says that when using all bold large Caps, that apostrophes could be left out. I may be in the wrong language. Perhaps it’s French that leaves out the accents in bold caps. Any comments?
Yes, describing a sports event from the perspective of the color of the jerseys is somewhat unique – but then so are you Bronwyn. Ha!
In general, I gotta say that you are a brave lady doing a kids’ run. With Kids. I bow down to your bravery.
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Actually there could be a valid, if slang, meanng that does not include an apostrophe. Instead of meaning a race of kids, it could mean that kids will race. As in kids race down the road.
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Oh, true. Yes. Kids race. Did you know kids race? Well they do. They race. These kids. Just reporting the facts, ma’am.
I’m intrigued by the all-caps theory, though. I am going to be googling French punctuation if I get a break later today…
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I signed my 5-year-old to run 5k with me last year. It was a stupid idea. It was the hottest day of the year and she’d had enough before we even did the warm up. I carried her most of the way round on my back (luckily I’d foreseen this possibility and pinched her little brother’s ‘hip’ seat that I twisted round for her to perch on) and she ran the last 500m (so she could claim a medal).
The elation of the finish line was incredible, but I’m not making the mistake of taking her along this year.
It was a good excuse not to run though. But my God it was hard.
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Yeah, 5k would have been too much. By the 1500m mark P was saying, “Please tell me we’re nearly there…” 2k was just nice because he had to work at it but not so far beyond his bounds that he collapsed and/or refused.
Can’t believe you made it 5k, mostly with a 5yo on the hip carrier…
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Seriously, I don’t know how you do it. I took them to the beach once without the stroller and almost cried. And I honestly don’t think the stroller would’ve made things much easier (except with restraining my super active 1yo who kept running away while I washed the sand off the beach toys). You’re an inspiration, really. I try to think of your stories every time I’m struggling with two kids, a diaper bag and public tantrums, just to keep me going.
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Ah! See, I don’t try to wash the sand off the beach toys. That makes things easier. Also, I have more public tantrums to my name than I care to mention 😉
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Ah, the sand came back home with us. All of it. We had our own little beach in our living room.
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You make it sound so romantic!
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