Karaoke Mama
It’s January, and everyone, everywhere is still sure they’re about to become bigger, well not bigger, but better and just awesomer over the next twelve months. After all – we’ve blogged our resolutions. Where could it possibly go wrong?
In my case, the answer is on the ski fields of Japan. With our trip only two months away and me still sporting the physical fitness levels of the average boiled noodle, it occurs to me that the time to get active is now.
The only problem is, I hate exercise. Humans evolved in a world where exercise was unavoidable for anyone who wanted to eat, shelter, or not be killed by predators, and for generations, nature rewarded us for doing these things as efficiently as possible. I’m – how shall we say this? – extraordinarily well-evolved.
So I racked my brains trying to decide which type of exercise would suck the least, and then I remembered there’s a type of exercise which doesn’t suck at all, and it’s called dancing, and as a special bonus you can do it whilst becoming culturally enriched and maybe even a little less monolingual.
Plus – here’s the real genius – the Japanese are the proud name-givers to a whole culture of amateur song and dance. That’s right. In order to get ready for our Japanese holiday, I’m taking up karaoke, and if I’m doing it, the kids are going to get roped in, too.
This is where you come in. I need to choose our karaoke set.
Now, my go-to classroom TEFL song is Frente’s Accidentally Kelly Street. It has an upbeat vibe and a range of everyday vocab, delivered with clear enunciation at a steady tempo. Plus it hints that sloth is unsatisfying, if not immoral under everyday circumstances.
It seems that we’re on holiday
and sleeping in is not a sin.
All the house work’s done by tea time!
I’m feeling good about the way I’ve been.
Perfect for every parent or teacher! Here’s the complete lyrics and the music video. (As an aside, A’s go-to TEFL song is the Hoodoo Guru’s Waking Up Tired {video} {and lyrics} which makes him hip with the teens, or something.)
A brief search of Japanese pop songs reveals the closest fit to be Konbini by Briefs and Trunk. (Know Your Meme gives us some background on the song and the Japanese Convenience Store culture surrounding it.)
I like the idea that “mischief” might amount to paying for a small purchase with a large note and not, for example, laying somebody low with a flying side-kick, even if the kick is delivered in a manner not only courteous and respectful, but also harmonious.
I’m a little worried about some of the lyrics, though. I think we can gloss over the bra taunts in the first verse, given that they’re delivered by the chorus line rather than the lead singer, but I would need a bit of help replacing the adjective for “dirty” magazine with something that will lead to fewer questions. Perhaps the man could be reading an ornithological piece? Something of the avian variety? There must be a few people left who haven’t heard.
And then there’s the fact that the main character gets “pissed” at the clerk, and I’m not sure how that translation’s been handled. Obviously we’re okay with appropriate expressions of anger (in fact, we spend a lot of time encouraging P to express his anger appropriately) but we like to promote the use of polite words in polite company.
I need a J-pop expert. Can this song be salvaged for use by three and five year olds or will people across Japan cringe to hear them launch into the first line?
If you know any schoolroom-suitable Japanese pop songs (and especially if you want to see me make an idiot of myself performing karaoke on youtube) please name them! Songs should have clean, everyday vocab, a moderate tempo and clear pronunciation. Links to lyrics and videos much appreciated.
And if you’re not a J-Pop expert but you know a suitable pop song in a different language, list it off. It might help us at a future port of call, or it might help somebody reading, or at the very least it might allow me to procrastinate on my exercise regime by compiling a child-friendly and language-learner-suitable list of international pop music.
P.S. I’ll get back to Tasmania soon – but I wanted to join in with the Multicultural Kids Bloggers in their Music And Arts blog carnival hosted by The Squishable Baby. Check it out!
P.P.S. This is working already. I can’t get the chorus of the Konbini song out of my head. Now all I need to do is start dancing…
I posted above as just about everyone in Japan knows at least the chorus to that song!
At the moment, AKB48 are probably the most famous J-pop band around. The whole thing is a farce. Its just about cute girls bopping about scantily clad.They have like 60 members or something, spread over 4 teams. Its all ott and very confusing. But its worked. Bit of “Spice Girl” type marketing and they have Japan in their hands. They now have another spin off group HKT48. Why or where they come up with these names is beyond me. And it is fairly scary that their main fan base is adult males… oh don’t get me started on what’s wrong, so wrong, about these awfully named, talentless groups… but here’s a link to one of the more famous AKB48 songs!
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Wow. Well, you didn’t sell me, and then I gave the song a second chance and it didn’t sell me either. Funny thing is, I didn’t necessarily mind the Spice Girls.
Sixty is a lot for a band.
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At least Spice Girls had a bit of “character”. They were fun and cheeky, good interviewees and great for a bit of goss. These schoolgirls who dance in Japan; no interest, they are as boring and talentless in interviews or on game shows. Snore!
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And with English translation
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Helpful, thanks!
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Oh that’s cute!
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I love to dance. I try to dance around with z and she always sweetly asks me to sit and watch her dance. I wonder if she is trying to nicely tell me my dancing is less than enjoyable to watch? 🙂
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Picked up any Thai favourites yet??
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Not yet. Hopefully I will before we move on to the next country. All Thai songs sound beautiful to me and their dancing… Amazing. 🙂
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Well, the challenge is there now! 😉
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hai perfettamente ragione! ti invio una canzone dolcissima per bambini
felice nuovo anno
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Thanks, and happy new year to you as well! That’s definitely a sweet song. The kids love it! Off to google up the lyrics now…
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My daughter is trying to sing it just by copying the sounds! She has no idea what she’s singing. 🙂 Kids – always willing to give it a go! No wonder they pick languages up well.
Here’s the real lyrics, though for us adults who worry about getting things right:
http://www.airdave.it/j/johnny_dorelli/canzoni/testo_lettera_a_pinocchio.htm
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la cosa più bella al mondo è far sorridere un bambino…allora vedrai la gioia per questa nuova che ti propongo
ciao
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🙂 Thanks!
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Hehehe! Pretty cool! You should try out karaoke here in the Philippines. We have a karaoke culture here, and singing your heart out is a national pastime!
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It’s a national pastime! The more I hear, the more I like. Vanilla Housewife gave us her favourite above – anything you’d recommend?
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Did you know that karaoke can help melt fats under our chin? Okay I made that up but check this out, this was very popular over here last year and it still is.
Then check the karaoke version online 😉
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I was so ready to believe the fat under the chin part.
Nice! Lyrics seem easy to find and translate for a sing-along, too.
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/y/yeng_constantino/chinito.html
And a karaoke version is online, too! Karaoke bars of the Philippines, you’re on our list!
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😉
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This post completely cracked me up! All I know about karaoke I learned from K-dramas. Check out My Lovely Kim Sam Soon (aka My Name is Kim Sam Soon) for some non-skinny Korean girl karaoke (ep 14) and moves!
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Ok found it (beware the second link on google – brought up some dodgy pop up and had to restart everything) and will have a look after dinner. Tonight’s TV viewing – sorted.
😀
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I watched that series on actual discs, so no run-in with pop-ups. Make sure you have English subs, and enjoy 🙂
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Argh! I can’t play any of them “in my region”.
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Have you tried Hola blocker?
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No. But I’ll be looking it up…
I had pop ups blocked altogether but I needed to enable them to fill in an official form this week.
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lol, you asked some complicated cultural questions that are difficult to answer, so I’ll supply some karaoke. 😛
For a short number, how about this, dance move included:
The English subtitle version has its audio removed, but you can check out the translated lyrics in that version.
Dance included, saw a few different translation of the lyrics, it wasn’t anything naughty that I can remember.
Dancing included, and English version of the same songs are all over the place.
Dance included, with English subs.
Dance demonstration included. The lyrics are in another video here, just click show more in about and google translate it.
Phineas and Ferb are always fabulous, dance-ible and available in 10 different languages (yes, including Japanese).
And those are just the tip of the iceberg for that show.
You didn’t mention the exact age of school kids you are teaching, so I couldn’t make a better list for you. There are some good ones that didn’t make this short list due to various reasons. I can give better recommendations if you can give me more stringent criteria. Anyway, singing your heart out is also good for you. Dopamine, Serotonin, and Norepinephrine are released when singing and dancing. Good Luck!
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It’s just my own kids – they’re three and five! I briefly taught 11-18yo’s in China so that’s where I got my TEFL suggestions from.
I did not know that about the hormones of dancing! No wonder it doesn’t suck! (Although this is not the same as saying *I* don’t suck – but with all those feel-good hormones, who cares?)
Ok, hitting play on your list now, and much, much appreciated!
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OMG and we have a winner! Could there possibly be anything in your suggestions better than AOI HARU (angela)??
Lyrics, for anyone reading along at home:
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The Campfire Song is pretty good, too. I just thought, I should add my fave Chinese language songs just to round things off.
I Love You, Just Like A Little Mouse Loves Rice:
I am a fish:
Ok, I’ll have to add the others later.
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Well, you mentioned ESL, so I thought Phineas and Ferb would be great for kids up to 14. They do all kinds of different music styles, and it’s Disney. Therefore it’s always kid friendly, and positive. I was going to include Utada Hikaru or Ayumi Hamasaki, but their discography are huge and very difficult to choose especially with all the different dance versions.
For example:
If you like Chinese songs, this is cute:
Btw, there is also a girl version of the Campfire song, I’ll post it if you are interested.
Have fun, I am completely music out today, all of this blending together in 4 languages, Japanese, Chinese, English, Korean…, cheers!
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Ok, wow – give me a chance to catch up! The first one sounds great, but I still think Aoi Haru is at the top of my list this time.
If you get a chance to link the other version of the campfire song, please do (but have a music break first 🙂 ).
Oh wait! Korean! Here’s my fave Korean song (it’s not a big pool, mind you – in fact I don’t think I can name any other Korean songs off the top of my head, but this one kind of rocks and it’s a fun movie, too – I love the line about the “concept”):
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Oh, the Phineas and Ferb works well, too – hadn’t thought of that. I think I like “Busted” the best – a good look into English-language idioms.
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Ooh! We have that S.H.E. song. But I think my favourite is Superstar:
And in fact last year I had the kids doing a dance routine to that one. Ni shi dian (spirit fingers) ni shi guang (clap) etc etc.
(Although I admit We All Speak Chinese is a more obvious one for learners.) (I have to also admit I’ve forgotten almost all the meagre amount of Chinese I ever learned except the stuff I learned for karaoke purposes. And even then I can mainly remember the chorus lines.)
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You sure know your Chinese pop songs. 🙂 Those are nice choices.
I really like Super Star as well, but I was thinking that you wanted some dance moves. We all speak Chinese is also cute in an ESL setting.
I was going to recommend some other songs, but they maybe too sexy or out there for your age group. It’s good that I held back. 😛
Here is the girl version of the song (as told from the girl’s perspective while the original is told from a boy’s perceptive):
I forgot to include the line dance version of this super cute song (Sisters! Stand up!) –
Pace yourself, that’s a lot of dancing in such a short time frame. But I can’t leave without showing you the hottest song in Taiwan for the 2013 (perhaps in a parody to gangnam style):
You can always claim those are unicorns. 😛
Of course, dance moves and memes immediately follows:
If your kids get some much training when they are at this age, maybe we can expect them in The Voice: China or American Idol in the future?
Cheers!
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I have a very specific knowledge of the most-played songs in a certain region of China in late 2004/early 2005. As for dancing – I don’t think it’s possible to understate my abilities here. To me, swinging your head back and forth counts. 🙂
Yeah, sexy is probably not what I was after – the ones you recommended are right on target. Thanks for the extras! Off to listen now.
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One of my favourites in Chinese!
Run:
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And I’d probably like this one more if I hadn’t heard it to absolute death:
Two Butterflies:
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Hilarious post 🙂 Being the Muppets fans that we are, we might recommend “Mahna Mahna.” It is very well suited for younger and highly-evolved vocalists alike (the same words just get repeated). Not sure exactly what language this falls under, but odds are no one else does either.
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That’s such a fun song! I’m trying to remember who does my favourite cover of it.
(Not sure what language you’d call it either, though…)
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I think we need to see a video…! xxx
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I’ve got two months to work this… sounds like I’d better work it hard.
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I am so with you on this! I decided to get fitter this year and dancing and choreographed Karaoke is totally part of my fitness program. I mean, the jump during ‘(I had the) Time of my life’ (Dirty Dancing soundtrack) has to count as extreme sports right? Cannot wait to see/listen to your progress. Haha
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Exactly. Dirty dancing. Although I, er, might use different moves – I’m not that extreme.
The big question is, though – will you post your karaoke video on youtube if I do??
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Haha I am almost tempted to say ‘OK’ but I am tone deaf so it might have to be without the sound if I go there…so you first? 🙂
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You can do more of a lip synching dance number if you like. I won’t complain about the difference!
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I just had to pick some caramel off my exercise DVD so I’m not sure I’m the best person to ask 😉
I do remember doing Hot and Cold by Katy Perry with my kids in Poland though – you can add lots of movements to it! Hot (wipe brow energetically), cold (shiver energetically), yes (nod head energetically), no (shake head energetically), in (jump in), out (jump out), fight (fake fight energetically), make up (fake smooch energetically) etc… 😉
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Oh, you’re right! Didn’t she even do a video clip with a muppet for the kiddies?
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Oh, here!
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Could have done! It’s a great song for kids though! And very easy to sing along to – that and The Black Eyed Peas ‘I got a feeling’ 😉
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Or perhaps http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5771122/ive-gotta-feeling-parody
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Ha ha! I’m not sure how child-friendly it is but I loved it! And it’s true for me today as well 😉
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LOL!! Love your thinking, and looking forward to your youtube post. Unfortunately not overly well informed on neither J-pop nor karaoke, so hopefully others will be able to help you!
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No Finnish pop music you can refer to? You don’t know when a knowledge of Finnish pop music might come in handy.
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Apparently this was big (?) in Japan in the 90’s. You’ll have the moves to it too 🙂
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I might actually be able to cope with those moves!
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Who knew that J-pop was just what I needed to get my day back on track? Thank you, oh wise Fabulist!
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Don’t they all love Kylie in Japan? ‘I can’t get you outta my head……la, la ,laaaaa,la’ sorry I’m no help and since when do you dance karaoke? New times 🙂
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I’ve no idea where Kylie is popular these days, but that’s not bad, either! A bit repetitious for the advanced learner…
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True but she is disco……I love me some disco! 🙂
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Just to take you back (although at the start there I thought it was going to be more of a yoga workout):
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Gosh, you know where that takes me back to? Essex. Next you’ll have me singing S Club 7.
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Ohh yes! I forgot about S Club 7! Mind you ABBA is always a kicker at karaoke, I belted that out at my sisters hens night with my mum…..weird night lol
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Ooooh, ABBA at a hen’s night. Well of course you did :).
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Let me get the S Club 7 for you while I’m here:
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I draw the line at flips, though…
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Oh, now is this disco enough for you? (Hat tip friend on Facebook.)
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@ Sarah Day: Enjoy! (And good luck getting it out of your head – I’ve been singing “Konbini Store” for 24hrs straight and counting…)
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I will be awaiting the video of the new exercise karaoke diva! Enjoy!
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No advice on moves?? 🙂
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LOL, If I had known that karaoke counted as exercise I would have taken it up years ago! Have fun!
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It’s not too late! (I hope. We’ll find out, I guess.)
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